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Guys, I just ate

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:21:19 -0500

macaroni and cheese at panera and it was phenommmm. And I don’t gush about anything. Gourmet status mac n cheese. No lie. Serving it at my bat mitzvah.

jayce had that the other day, and he was nice enough to give me a little tasty-taste. heaaaaa-veennnnnnn.

walpaper: Who dis be? hottie mcspacecataz

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:17:05 -0500

walpaper:

Who dis be?

hottie mcspacecataz

lacuisine: If you have some talent for cooking, you know that...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:43:13 -0500

lacuisine:

If you have some talent for cooking, you know that it takes almost nothing to go and change a classic and leave your own signature on a dish that has always been prepared the same old way. Here’s an example of what I’m talking about.

Fancy Macaroni

Follow the link for printable version of recipe.

Thanks to The Pioneer Woman

tumblrisforfaggots: LMAO THIS IS FROM FACEBOOK. It’s from the...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:38:55 -0500

tumblrisforfaggots: LMAO THIS IS FROM FACEBOOK. It’s from the group “Thanks to Ed Hardy I recognize morons right away”. The man in the picture is Ed Hardy, and the little boy is his son.The caption of the picture. The last sentence killed me: “The little toolbag in training is an O’Douchier offspring. He’ll make sure that we’ll be able to identify douchebags easily at least until 2050. Heidi and Spencer should have died, not Brittany Murphy…”

bigdonpaint: That is NOT Ed Hardy.. it is Christian Audigier.. the douchebag that licensed a few of Ed’s flash designs for a few small run batches of clothing.. but has since bastardized the designs, and basically claimed all his work as open game to be used by his clothing company. Don’t support that dickwad by buying his shit.. steer clear of anything with the Christian Audigier brand on it.. to support him is to help exploit one of the most influential tattooers that ever lived.

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:00:01 -0500

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:26:33 -0500

happy birthday kris payne

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:46:05 -0500

happy birthday kris payne

merch: my ring finger…. i don’t wear my ring while i’m painting...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:51:57 -0500

merch:

my ring finger…. i don’t wear my ring while i’m painting (which can be often) so i have tattoos to take the ring’s place if it happens to be around my neck.

an anchor for my commitment and a diamond for my lovely lady. the opposite side has 4 twelves (12 . 12 . 12 . 12 ) we were married April 12th. i’ll never be able to forget.

*also, william and betty were my maternal grandparents (RIP) and PA is for Pennsylvania

thanks ilenepowell.tumblr.com for making me think to do this again….i can’t wait to get more!

sacagawea: Meet Sam! I so owe you your fox hat, cause by the...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:14:54 -0500

sacagawea:

Meet Sam!

I so owe you your fox hat, cause by the time you replied this was already drawn!

But still, merry christmas babesss.

this is awesome lady!!!

~MiND ReADeR~

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:30:11 -0500

~MiND ReADeR~

attnwh0re83: Watdad? Wtf r yay ribs? “your loss …...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:30:10 -0500

attnwh0re83:

Watdad? Wtf r yay ribs?

“your loss … yay ribs!”

i think he made a typo & he’s excited!

YAYYYY!!! RIBS!!!!

DO NOT WANT.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:06:08 -0500

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Tumblr, I need to tell you guys something.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:10:48 -0500

nudawn:

kiamatthews:

The other day.

I saw for the first time in person.

An uncirumsized penis.

Do not like.

Do NOT want.

Also it was small.

It was just… all skin.

There aren’t enough sad faces in the world.

I mean, I’m sure there are some really lovely peni with foreskin out there, I’ve seen a few in the pr0n.

But for practical purposes I’m gonna have to say NO.

i actually kind of like them. its like a turtleneck sweater. a little purse or carrying case. hours of fun, for reals.

on stern, they play a game called “guess what’s in my pouch”….quite amusing.

you're in my thoughts, lady. xo

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:01:47 -0500

@suicideblonde

That hanging thingum at the back of my throat

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:52:05 -0500

pslack:

…has swollen to three times it’s normal size. I can feel it in there and I keep instinctively trying to swallow it like a gob of food.

i had a weird growth on my uvula that i eventually got lanced off. when they numbed my throat, it was the same…i kept wanting to swallow that sucker.

anddddd now you know.

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Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:28:54 -0500

scottfriday: i could sure go for… something… is that you...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:17:48 -0500

scottfriday:

i could sure go for… something…

is that you scott???

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:29:12 -0500

sharris: should i bring beer?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:50:24 -0500

sharris: should i bring beer?
me: welllllp, i just bought a 12 pack. so, yes.

thatgirlfaren: GPOYW - Unkempt. I feel about as awesome as I...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:17:48 -0500

thatgirlfaren:

GPOYW - Unkempt.

I feel about as awesome as I look.

faren you look great!